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“I can’t say that I love her right yet. We never chilled and ate chicken...”

– it , i love new york 2

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also my star wars vhs collection is complete.. i...

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i have black ops.. i also called in sick for the...

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Nicki Minaj is terrible, js

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my life is fucking embarrassing as fuck

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LMAO AT.....

Beasto: Yo who that???? Home girl??
Random Chick: What's up?
Beasto: Well you looking so @mzfreshwidit right now I couldn't help but stop and say something
Random Chick: @-saveyourbreath-
Beasto: Well excuse me
Random Chick: You're excused next time you say something you have to @revmeup 1st
Beasto: @b0nitaapplebum you gotta put me on, you know I'm @zoonice, I'm from @losganjales I got a pocket full of @dabbsndank I keep my @handondaglock it's just my @geezsteezwho wouldn't want some of the Sto?
Beasto: @callmeuneek
Beasto: Oh okay @burninbridgestakinnames huh?
Random Chick: Yup
Beasto: I'm @justakidgrowingup
Random Chick: well @skratchthatkid
Beasto: @ohshitanavocado
Random Chick: so?
Beasto: we can make guacamole
Random Chick: Loser
Beasto: No I'm @learningtousegrammar Believe that you'll be asking the world "WHERE ARE YOU BEASTO?" like everyone else